Celebrities I Dote Upon.

93 items • Updated 5/7/2026

Folks I wanna bff, be, keep them as/be their pet, parent/be parented by them, have long conversations with, take with me to a deserted island, become young and sexy again and then meet them, roommate with/live-in nanny for, be seen with publicly (arm candy), marry, smootch, study/learn from, and/or figure out why I’m interested in them (could include grotesque fascination combos: they simultaneously pique my interest and my repulsion).

1		Hannah Gadsby Writer
2		Mike Flanagan Director
3		Christine Baranski Actress
4		Jordan Peele Director
5		Charlie Kaufman Writer
6		Jim Carrey Actor
7		Melissa McCarthy Actress
8		Maya Rudolph Actress
9		Kristen Wiig Actress
10		Jason Segel Actor
11		Amy Poehler Actress
12		Tina Fey Writer
13		Dax Shepard Podcaster
14		Kristen Bell Actress
15		Jameela Jamil Actress
16		Tatiana Maslany Actress
17		Amy Schumer Writer
18		Zooey Deschanel Actress
19		Billie Eilish Music Artist
20		Natasha Lyonne Actress
21		Reggie Watts Music Department
22		Carrie Brownstein Writer
23		Fred Armisen Music Department
24		Steve Carell Actor
25		Paul Rudd Actor
26		Seth Rogen Producer
27		Jonah Hill Actor
28		Awkwafina Actress
29		Janelle Monáe Music Artist
30		Neil Patrick Harris Actor
31		Misha Collins Actor
32		Jeff Bridges Actor
33		Norman Reedus Actor
34		Merritt Wever Actress
35		Mindy Kaling Producer
36		Bobcat Goldthwait Director
37		Catherine O'Hara Actress
38		Rick Moranis Actor
39		LeVar Burton Actor
40		Patrick Stewart Actor
41		Wil Wheaton Actor
42		Majel Barrett Actress
43		Lisa Bonet Actress
44		Sandra Oh Actress
45		Jane Fonda Actress
46		Jemaine Clement Actor
47		Mark Duplass Actor
48		Matthew Gray Gubler Actor
49		Michelle Yeoh Actress
50		Ryan Reynolds Actor

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